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Hi all. A general thread to maybe share what made you laugh (within reason!) on the proviso it was today, not last week or year Could be something really simple, lighthearted but not funny jokes etc., something that happened.
Listening to Frank Skinner & co on absolute 80s, this morning. Always find an amusing angle on things
I went to a local pub for a coffee this morning availed myself of the gents. On the wall was a contraceptive machine somebody had written this chewing gum is horrible on the wall next to the
machine. Underneath somebody had written; "Should have gone to Specsavers"
Have you ever seen a sign that states "Police Accident" and discovered that it doesn't involve the Police
just members of the public. I saw one of those this morning. Another sign that makes me smile every day I drive past it is states " Burning Wood in Sacks" I wonder how long it takes to burn through the
sacks.
One of Doddy's quips which I hadn't heard for years
'What a wonderful day for going up to Nigel Mansell and pushing a broom handle down the front of his trousers and saying 'How's that for pole position''
R.I.P., Ken Dodd, bless him
XH558, always the first lady in my life
Just remember, please don't tell the wife
I had seen a photo before but while on the road in rural Somerset I actually came up behind one of those slurry/septic tank clearance tankers marked "Stool Bus" which made I chuckle. Had to stop while he reversed into someone's driveway and noted the front of the vehicle was marked "The Only Way Is Wessex". Cheers, ZF.
Maybe not a laugh, but certainly a wry smile...
Finishing early and arriving home to a letter from HMRC confirming a juicy change to the Pension in line with CPI.
I was driving my car in a funeral cortege this afternoon as usual we were travelling very slowly and the cortege was overtaken by an elderly gentleman on a invalid scooter I had my car window in the down position. The elderly gentleman shouted "I will race you" I replied "We are going to the Crematorium" He replied " B***********F, I'm not ready to go there yet" That's what made me laugh today.
Laying on a Hospital Bed getting ready for Surgery this Morning ..
Nurse brought me in Cereal, Coffee and a Paper, asking if I'd slept well and how I was doing after Surgery ... to which I replied, I'd only just got there and hadn't been sliced'n'diced yet .. She went into a Panic , checked her Paperwork and discovered She was supposed to goto the Bed NEXT to Mine .. and the Patient had the Same name as Me !! We all had a good laugh about it .. but I would've killed for coffee