Van Advertizing seen on three vans.

[AndrewBarclay]

TREE FELLAR'S

TREE SURGEON

WE WONT LEAVE YOU STUMPED.


SURELOCK HOMES

LOCKSMITH

EXPERIENCE IS OUR KEY.


LINO RICHIE

LINO FITTERS

HELLO IS IT ME YOUR

LOOKING FLOOR

[Alfie]

Seen some time ago in Wincanton Somerset
W Louds Butcher
Please to meet you
with the
Meat to please you
The name may be wrong but I am sure it was Louds the Butcher.

[H.A.Bucken]

The word I don't like and it's been de rigueur for some time is 'solutions' in a company's title- bit like 'direct' of years ago. For solutions I think of liquids rather than solving things, being the 'Scenic in the Mist', (copyright).
We have a 'Solid fuel solutions' in the S. Lakes area which is a contradiction in terms. There's been plenty of others including one something like 'financial planning solutions' of a few years ago; I had to chuckle when I saw a notice in our local rag that the business had been dissolved. They couldn't solve themselves or was it water under the bridge!
Scenic in the Mist aka Roger.

[ChrisCwmbran]

There a lots of companies who are similarly clever with marketing but not on vans:

I've seen a florist called "Florist Gump" which I think is quite clever.

In Bristol there is a burger van called "A Snack in the Gob".

[H.A.Bucken]

Snack in a Gob, like it. We have 'Slates and Ladders' roofers here. Loads of others will come to mind, but there's catch-up to do on the Forum.
Roger

[bentwaters81tfw]

We were let down over catering for an event.
Our chairman got in touch with a guy with a burger trailer operator. He was brilliant.
'Only Foods and Sauces'

One of our members ordered Bacon with a Veggie Burger, apparently it is very good, and now a menu item.

[C24]

Reported as seen in a Midlands Asian city;

On the tailboard of a Transit style flatbed truck with concrete mixer and other builders tools.

“You have tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians. Call 07.......”

[welshandy]

I remember back in the 80's seeing a Learner Vehicle with a sign on the Roof saying "Wheel Spin School of Motoring"! I thought of a couple more names on a similar theme that could be used ie. "Hand Brake Turn School of Motoring" & "Jump the Red Light School of Motoring"

[Bexster]

There's a mobile kebab vendor in Swindon called "Jason Doner Van".

The ready mix building materials supplier in Hastings is called "William the Concreter"

[H.A.Bucken]

Gone recently, but there was a garage in Chorley called summat like 'Wreckermended'.
Roger.

[C24]

Love them all

[von_trippenhopf]

There is a furniture store in the States called 'The shack of sit'. Made me chuckle.