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What made you laugh today?
Re: What made you laugh today?
If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs, you have probably completely misread the situation!!
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From The Daily Telegraph 14th, March, 2019.
Man killed chip-stealing gull.
A man on a day trip to the seaside has been sentenced to a three month
curfew after he killed a gull because the bird knocked chips out of his hand.
John Llewellyn Jones, 64 years, was visiting Weston-Super-Mare when the
lesser black-gull flew around him trying to reach his chips and knocked the
snack out of his hand.
Jones, from Cardiff, reacted by catching the gull by its leg and smashing
it into a wall. The attack on july 17 last year was witnessed by members
of the public, including children.
The RSPCA said Jones was convicted by North Somerset Magistrates on
Tuesday after pleading not guilty to an offence under the wildlife and
Countryside Act 1981, by which gulls are protected. he was given a 12
week curfew, between 8pm-8am and must pay £750.00p costs and a
£85.00 victim surcharge. My question who will open the bank account
for the Gull.
Man killed chip-stealing gull.
A man on a day trip to the seaside has been sentenced to a three month
curfew after he killed a gull because the bird knocked chips out of his hand.
John Llewellyn Jones, 64 years, was visiting Weston-Super-Mare when the
lesser black-gull flew around him trying to reach his chips and knocked the
snack out of his hand.
Jones, from Cardiff, reacted by catching the gull by its leg and smashing
it into a wall. The attack on july 17 last year was witnessed by members
of the public, including children.
The RSPCA said Jones was convicted by North Somerset Magistrates on
Tuesday after pleading not guilty to an offence under the wildlife and
Countryside Act 1981, by which gulls are protected. he was given a 12
week curfew, between 8pm-8am and must pay £750.00p costs and a
£85.00 victim surcharge. My question who will open the bank account
for the Gull.
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Re: What made you laugh today?
Where is the humour in that?
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Re: What made you laugh today?
Apparently there is a whip round for a kittiwake
Re: What made you laugh today?
You find that funny, Frank?AndrewBarclay wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:09 pmFrom The Daily Telegraph 14th, March, 2019.
Man killed chip-stealing gull.
A man on a day trip to the seaside has been sentenced to a three month
curfew after he killed a gull because the bird knocked chips out of his hand.
John Llewellyn Jones, 64 years, was visiting Weston-Super-Mare when the
lesser black-gull flew around him trying to reach his chips and knocked the
snack out of his hand.
Jones, from Cardiff, reacted by catching the gull by its leg and smashing
it into a wall. The attack on july 17 last year was witnessed by members
of the public, including children.
The RSPCA said Jones was convicted by North Somerset Magistrates on
Tuesday after pleading not guilty to an offence under the wildlife and
Countryside Act 1981, by which gulls are protected. he was given a 12
week curfew, between 8pm-8am and must pay £750.00p costs and a
£85.00 victim surcharge. My question who will open the bank account
for the Gull.
I should think that the Victim Surcharge will go to the RSPCA.
This season, I'll be mostly wearing........A THONG!
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No humour in that at all! What an obnoxious b******!! But sadly as a volunteer for the RSPPCA it's not the worst thing i've seen!!!!!!!
Gareth
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6 Sqdn Canopeners
Oculi exercitus
Blackcats remembered
Jaguar Force Excellance! 2nd July 07.
Re: What made you laugh today?
This made us chuckle a bit. Email received this morning 1st line says "We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD?"(they can not even spell writing!!)
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Another Darwin award winner
A Gun Named 'Lorena'
2018 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
Good Guy With a Gun Defends Our Species
(27 Nov 2018, Arizona) The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Arizona law does not require a permit (nor a holster for that matter) to carry a firearm, so our hero felt free to carry his piece "commando-style" (unholstered) beneath his waistband. When the unholstered gun drifted down into his jeans, he reached in and pulled the trigger while repositioning his weapon. This loose cannon's low hanging fruit didn’t have a chance. Firearm supporters can add this event to the arsenal of ammunition against gun control. Guns really do make a difference.
Darwin Award? Odds are, our gun nut (pun intended) shredded his ability to breed and wins the uncommon Living Darwin Award: still alive but unable to reproduce. Otherwise, his reward is an Honorable Mention -- "better luck next time." We await further information.
Discuss on REDDIT || Discuss on FACEBOOK
Reader Puns
"His gun was named 'Lorena'." -P.Lines
"So he went off half-cocked?" -J.Petry
"Fresh sausage half off!" -P.Hall
"The guy is now a gun nut without nuts. Hopefully he'll come to enjoy the catheter." -G.Ely
"After this he will be definitely shooting blanks." -I.Titi
"His barrel was shortened that day." -A.Yuan
"Friends call him 'snubnose' now."
"He's not half the man he used to be." -D.Webb
"Clean up on Aisle 4." -M.Miller
A Gun Named 'Lorena'
2018 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
Good Guy With a Gun Defends Our Species
(27 Nov 2018, Arizona) The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Arizona law does not require a permit (nor a holster for that matter) to carry a firearm, so our hero felt free to carry his piece "commando-style" (unholstered) beneath his waistband. When the unholstered gun drifted down into his jeans, he reached in and pulled the trigger while repositioning his weapon. This loose cannon's low hanging fruit didn’t have a chance. Firearm supporters can add this event to the arsenal of ammunition against gun control. Guns really do make a difference.
Darwin Award? Odds are, our gun nut (pun intended) shredded his ability to breed and wins the uncommon Living Darwin Award: still alive but unable to reproduce. Otherwise, his reward is an Honorable Mention -- "better luck next time." We await further information.
Discuss on REDDIT || Discuss on FACEBOOK
Reader Puns
"His gun was named 'Lorena'." -P.Lines
"So he went off half-cocked?" -J.Petry
"Fresh sausage half off!" -P.Hall
"The guy is now a gun nut without nuts. Hopefully he'll come to enjoy the catheter." -G.Ely
"After this he will be definitely shooting blanks." -I.Titi
"His barrel was shortened that day." -A.Yuan
"Friends call him 'snubnose' now."
"He's not half the man he used to be." -D.Webb
"Clean up on Aisle 4." -M.Miller
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Re: What made you laugh today?
Awww what happened to the sick jokes and sanctimonious comments - have they been censored
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Yup
C24.
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/charlie-two-four/ FuzzyFastjetFotos, incorporating "HazyHelos"
There's no "go-round" in a glider.
493d/48th - Grim Reapers Supporter.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/charlie-two-four/ FuzzyFastjetFotos, incorporating "HazyHelos"
There's no "go-round" in a glider.
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Just read that Mick Jagger is expecting his 8th child !!
Gareth
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Oculi exercitus
Blackcats remembered
Jaguar Force Excellance! 2nd July 07.
6 Sqdn Canopeners
Oculi exercitus
Blackcats remembered
Jaguar Force Excellance! 2nd July 07.
Re: What made you laugh today?
Apparently, the people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
Dan
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"Shakin the tree boss, shakin the tree"
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The Para's using a photo of Jeremy Corbyn as target practise.
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People that use apostrophes in the plurals of nouns.
This season, I'll be mostly wearing........A THONG!
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People that use apostrophes in the plurals of nouns.
Sounds like a Jeremy Corbyn supporter to me!!!!!!'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Sounds like a Jeremy Corbyn supporter to me!!!!!!'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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I really hope you're not talking about me being a Corbyn supporter, that will never happen as long as he's stealing our oxygen!
Why have you copied & pasted my post into your post?
This season, I'll be mostly wearing........A THONG!
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Because you were referring to my post.
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Re: What made you laugh today?
But your statement makes no sense in relation to Mike's post
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