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The Ashes 2019
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Yup, and he's just a substitute! 

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Khawaja gone for 23, 52-3. So, basically it's 164-3.
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I'd say try to keep it under 300, but if we can't even break 100, is there any point? I'd just say shake and give it to them now 

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Are you suggesting that we throw in the towel? Good grief, no!
Just need to find someone that can set off the fire alarm at the Aussie team hotel several times tonight, we also need to find someone that could add a really long-lasting & very strong laxative into their drinks.

Just need to find someone that can set off the fire alarm at the Aussie team hotel several times tonight, we also need to find someone that could add a really long-lasting & very strong laxative into their drinks.

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And somehow, Mike, we'd still collapse - even if England were batting against themselves!



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Brilliant comment, this:

Ben Woodcock: Some bloke called Extras has scored more than 10 of the England batsmen.

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That's not true though, Jimmy Extras only scored 3 runs and 9 batsmen scored more than him- he was pathetic! 

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I only hope there are no FC Members who follow English Cricket who suffer from high blood pressure...
Critically observing Pension regulatory activity... 

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I'm going to ask Sky Sports for a refund.
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At least I can look forward to Liverpool being back tomorrow evening and F1 the following weekend...

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Stokes has bowled Head for 25, 97-4 (or 209-4 in reality).
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Did he throw it at him like he did with Labuschagne?! 

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Don't forget that all of these Australians are descendants of criminals that we sent there in ships many years ago, they deserve things thrown at them. Look at Ben Stokes, a model citizen who has never been in any trouble whatsoever.
He's probably a Liverpool fan too.
He's probably a Liverpool fan too.

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That's a crime in itself! Sorry James.
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...I'll see myself out...


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Archer has gone off injured, hopefully it's just cramp.
137-4 now, the lead is 249.

137-4 now, the lead is 249.
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Wade caught on 33, 164-5.
How come none of the Aussie's are called Bruce, I thought every bloke in Australia was called Bruce?
Paine out now too, 164-6.
How come none of the Aussie's are called Bruce, I thought every bloke in Australia was called Bruce?
Paine out now too, 164-6.

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Day 2 ends on 171-6, Australia are 283 ahead.
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