What made you laugh today?

[James Cutting]

This post!

ANOTHER DISPLAY TEAM!!!! how boring! ! and how can you be excited about static??? i just dont get it!!! i know what will come next,,,,well dont go then!! too late as i bought my ticket months ago and booked the camping last year so i have every right to moan!!! thing is with the airshow, they can put up a few rubbish display teams, and helicopters and they will still sell out as there are hardly any airshows, the organizers are happy, they made the same money but it the real air craft fans that loose out as you dont see the special stuff which was what the show was all about! RIAT, the largest military air show in the world,,,,what a miss seller! should just have the red arrows for displays, thats it!

[Condor68]

Nicola Sturgeon said some things had not worked out as planned ,

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Just back early morning, from a great Easter holiday in Croatia to the pile of mail on the doorstep.
Some nice things in there
A smile, from a card from the business staff
A grin, from the letter from the Accountant
A Guffaw, from the statement from the Pension Provider.
Well, they say things come in threes...
From the title "That made me laugh today."

[C24]

Wednesday evening

I've just heard a report that the Defence Minister was the person who leaked about the Chinese phone deal.

Must be nice to know that one's boss is on your side.

Vote tomorrow

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Wednesday evening

I've just heard a report that the Defence Minister was the person who leaked about the Chinese phone deal.

Must be nice to know that one's boss is on your side.

Vote tomorrow

Not known as "The Baby-Face Assassin" for nothing by those in the inside...

[C24]

On a Forces News programme.

The name of the CO of IX(B) Sqdn. Simon Batt. Quite appropriate

Best wishes to them all in their new role.

[d4nhardy]

My wife said yesterday it was meant to thunder and lightning about 8pm and I said be careful you dont get stuck by it. Her reply was I will put some rubber on the bottom of my shoe and when I stopped laughing I said what's on the bottom of her shoe she couldn't figure it out

[Vulcan74]

Having just read about drinking fruit juice is as bad for you as fizzy drinks. with everything else which is bad I think I will start drinking Castor oil!!! ( Its a wonder we all still here!! )

[TREBAX_RAVEN]

Having just read about drinking fruit juice is as bad for you as fizzy drinks. with everything else which is bad I think I will start drinking Castor oil!!! ( Its a wonder we all still here!! )

why cant the news start telling people aboyt stuff that actually matters!!

[Vulcan74]

Like everything with health matters it gets obsessive eggs were once the big no no, now with the latest survey we can eat as many as we want. Moderation is the answer.

[Nighthawke]

If you followed every bit of advice you'd be too frightened to eat or drink anything and starve!

[slogen51]

The Tory party - that's a good laugh at the moment

[Mike]

The Tory party - that's a good laugh at the moment

Much like every other party!

[slogen51]

Jeremy vs Boris - comedy face off

[Vulcan74]

Mass panic buying at my local Tesco store and taking ages to get out of the car park because of traffic queues. Just because of a bank holiday!!!

[Alfie]

Mrs May's crocodile tears. Unfortunately for the country 3years 314 days too late.

[Red-Eye-Knight]

Dundee United missing 4 penalties in a row

Has to be the worst penalty shootout ever could not have happened to a better team

[slogen51]

Jonathan Agnew's pronunciation of the Pakistan Opener Fakhar Zaman

[adderman]

1610L
India being bowled out of the World cup by a spirited NZ side.
Never met a Kiwi I haven't liked.
Great country and friendly people too.
A shame it takes so long to get there from Europe.

[Mike]

Australia being destroyed by England in the Cricket World Cup semi-final, the Aussies are 14 for 3 after only 6 overs.