What made you laugh today?

[Funtera]

Laying on a Hospital Bed getting ready for Surgery this Morning ..
Nurse brought me in Cereal, Coffee and a Paper, asking if I'd slept well and how I was doing after Surgery ... to which I replied, I'd only just got there and hadn't been sliced'n'diced yet .. She went into a Panic , checked her Paperwork and discovered She was supposed to goto the Bed NEXT to Mine .. and the Patient had the Same name as Me !! We all had a good laugh about it .. but I would've killed for coffee

[slogen51]

Chelsea 1 Tottenham 3

[AndrewBarclay]

Watching this performance by a German Fire Brigade turning out to a barn fire, talk about fred karnoes army https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n2udISTQDk its unbelievable I always thought
they were so well organised.

This performance reminds me of the 1976 Firemen's strike when the Army took over fire duties using
Green Goddesses, half a dozen were based at Full wood Barrack's in Preston. On one shout I was the rear escort as the green goddesses came out of the barracks entrance the centrifugal force as they
turned hard over to the right caused the lockers holding the hoses to burst open spilling all the fire hoses to fall out onto the carriageway, I retrieved them put them in my patrol car and caught the green goddesses up at the fire. The look on the face of the Army Officer at the lack of hoses was a picture. I think some crew were fired, (Joke)

[herc15]

https://www.28dayslater.co.uk/threads/l ... ge.112300/
this had me in stitches

[AndrewBarclay]

I've just attempted to edit one of my posts in general photography about certain birds that can be seen on webcams I typed in blue
t!ts and the post comes out as blue manboobs is this a new species, should I contact David Attenborough

Mon 16th, April, 2018, I've just put my wife's washing on the washing line including her panties how time have changed when I was younger I use to spend my time trying to get into what I now put out on the washing line

[reheat module]

The Man Utd score against lowly WBA.

And it really hurts today coming from a Gunners fan

[Thunder]

Rangers getting humped

[jem60]

Sebastian Vettel not winning!

[herc15]

Corbyn questioning the legality of the airstrikes in syria
dude what planet are you on?

[AndrewBarclay]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VFXpC9 ... OniZU/view hic hic

[eagle driver]

That's Hilarious ,thanks for posting Andrew.

[paddyboy]

The 'Labour Party' under Comrade Corbyn chastising the Tories for the Windrush fiasco, when it was THEY who ordered those documents be destroyed

It makes me weep, actually, just like all of that pacifists pontifications

Thank God he will NEVER EVER be PM

[airfixpilot]

Went for a meal at the Beechwood inn, Grimsby, for My daughters 14th birthday. I went into the gents toilets, and as I went in a womans voice came from the cubicle, saying sorry wont be long. She came out of the cubicle with her very young son. Guess she got the wrong loo, but there is no Gents/Boys sign on the door, but Girls is on the ladies door.

[jem60]

Been there, done that, probably more than once!!. Need to pay more attention sometimes................

[AndrewBarclay]

Sebastian Vettel not winning!

Again on the 29th, pity for Bottas, but every cloud has a silver lining and Lewis is back to winning ways.

[jem60]

Every once in a while luck goes the right way. Very pleased with the result. I thought Lewis was very gentlemanly in the way he dealt with Bottas's luck.

[C24]

We had a power cut last evening. Tried to go online to find out the cause...

[Nighthawke]

Done that too - and I work for a power company

[johnhowe]

I went with my wife to a local cafe named Benty's Farm access is down a farm track, there is a notice that states" Foot access only,"
my wife says I'm OK, where are you going,? I said "what do you mean" ? she replied my maiden name was "Foot" I thought that is quite funny and we both had a laugh.

[reheat module]

Just back off holiday and popped in to the Company to see the team and have a quick catch up.
I decided to join them at tea break, and picked up an old copy of Viz.
Never laughed so much in a long time.
Best 1hr tea break for ages...