Teacher Arrested
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and
a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general John
Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire
average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like
'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to
comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to
have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes."
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Teacher Arrested
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Re: Teacher Arrested
Post by H.A.Bucken » Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:14 am
Good to see Kennedy Security is on the circumference. I was a bit surprised; I thought there were three sides two every triad.
Someone been on the Christmas sherbets too early?
'Crem d Meths' (copyright), aka Roger
one word edited.
Someone been on the Christmas sherbets too early?
'Crem d Meths' (copyright), aka Roger
one word edited.
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